There's an anti-gun website that is so off the wall that it's difficult to decide if it's sincere or genuine.
Trayvon's Amendment is supposedly written by Richard Cabeza, who is using the online moniker StabAGunNut to promote a web page supposedly showing his idea for "common sense gun reform."
Why is it that whenever someone invokes common sense they are unable to use hard evidence?
The 12-point "amendment" proposed by the author starts in a believable fashion, but then it begins to pile on specific policy measures and short-sighted contemporary references into what is supposed to be a timeless document.
The first point is to repeal the Second Amendment. No big surprise there, but the author keeps cobbling on bizarre, unrelated left-wing issues in an amusing fashion.
For example, provision four:
An income tax equal to 4% of an individual’s income will be assessed by all gun owners. In states which were at any point in time a part of the Confederate States of America, this tax shall be equal to 10% of an individual’s income. Taxes levied under this amendment shall be appropriated in equal portions to programs to expand Affirmative Action programs and begin to pay reparations to the descendants of African slaves.
Number seven isn't even possible:
All firearms must be retrofitted with both a global positioning transmitter as well as a fingerprint activated locking mechanism. Failure to comply with this provision will result in a fine, prison time, and forfeiture of the privilege of firearm ownership.
Number eight is just left-wing fury:
The National Rifle Association, Michigan Militia, and other “gun rights” groups shall be considered terrorist operations.
At first reading, it really does look like someone created this to mock liberals. The proposed amendment mentions president Barack Obama and the Affordable Care Act several times in a way no serious person could expect an actual Constitutional document to be written.
Some choice gems from the Reddit thread are when he was told gun manufacturers would just move to Canada, he responded with:
We can replace those minimum wage manufacturing jobs with high paying government enforcement jobs.
If a comedian wrote that it'd be brilliant.
When told that labeling pro-gun groups as terrorists and if he ever heard of McCarthyism, Cabeza responded:
Yes, I do remember McCarthyism, and I am still treated as a terrorist because I openly vote Socialist. Turnabout is fair play.
No one is this talented a satirist. No one. This website is absolutely real, and I will continue to say that until someone pries my keyboard from my cold, dead hands.
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